hi i'm gil

pls read my about me before asking me questions
if you're having a bad day i have a positive tag with happy stuff in it

ACNL Dream Address: 5000-3966-1542
(please visit it)
(my house is still a massive work in progress so it's kinda a mess rn)

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I love Sesame Street videos too much.

Unpopular opinion: The best show in the history of television is not I Love Lucy or Mad Men or The Sopranos or Breaking Bad or Seinfeld.

The best show in the history of television is Sesame Street.



I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

rnadrid replied to your post:so i was talking to the cute guy in my french…

holla at the madrid fan

he’s the guy i’m talking about in these posts

plus i mean he is rly rly cute oh my god

i just ordered a pizza with vegan cheese and gluten free crust

it’s not like the best pizza i’ve ever had

but it’s still good, and i can actually eat it





i got angry and made a thing.


As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.

I had no idea about the speed score thing :O

But if I can add on about being a cashier for a Pharmacy:

1) We’re required to have your name and birthday every time you come up. Don’t roll your eyes and expect us to remember you

2) Don’t mumble your name and birthday. It might be obvious to you, but it’s our first time hearing it so please speak clearly

3) The computers we use at the cash register are very basic and only tell us what prescription you’re getting. If you want to know your insurance info or change your info, you have to go down to the other end

4) When you’re dropping off your prescription, STAY. THERE.

There’s a LOT of information we have to go through, including your insurance, and we don’t want you yelling at us later when you come to pick it up and it turns out your insurance didn’t cover it and we couldn’t tell you because you were gone

5) Just please be patient with us.

so i was talking to the cute guy in my french class about soccer

and he’s a real madrid fan (i brought u up rnadrid about how sad you were when ozil left, he was the same) but his friend is an arsenal fan and was talking with us too

and his friend and i had this short exchange:

him: you guys may have taken van persie but we got danny welbeck
me: i know he wasn’t the best player but i wish we didn’t get rid of him
him: i wish you didn’t get rid of him either

scary things i’ve done today

  • talked on the phone with a stranger to order food

i feel like i leveled up like in a video game or something but irl

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.



DOnt shop at urban outfitters 


they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 


they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute


they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad


they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 


they literally sold this shirt



i ordered a pizza but the online ordering was down so i had to call them

i was going to say i deserve a reward but i get pizza so i mean that’s a good enough reward

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)


at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.


a 30$ soccer jersey is an absolute steal

today for Grito de Dolores, world soccer shop is selling Mexico’s away jerseys for that exact price

and tbh if the long sleeve was apart of the deal, i’d have myself a Mexico away jersey, no apology

so El Tri fans, this one is for you IT’S ONLY 30 DOLLARS